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A great rabbi stands teaching in the marketplace. It
happens that a husband finds proof that morning of his wifes adultery,
and a mob carries her to the marketplace to stone her to death. (There
is a familiar version of this story, but a friend of mine, a speaker
for the dead, has told me of two other rabbis that faced the same situation.
Those are the ones Im going to tell you.)
The rabbi walks forward and stands beside the woman.
Out of respect for him the mob forbears, and waits with stones heavy
in their hands. Is there anyone here, he says to them, who
has not desired another mans wife, another womans husband?
They murmur and say, We all know the desire. But,
Rabbi, none of us has acted on it.
The rabbi says, Then kneel down and give thanks
that God made you strong. He takes the woman by the hand and leads
her out of the market. Just before he lets her go, he whispers to her,
Tell the lord magistrate who saved his mistress. Then hell
know I am his loyal servant.
So the woman lives because the community is too corrupt
to protect itself from disorder.
Another rabbi, another city. He goes to her and stops
the mob, as in the other story, and says, Which of you is without
sin? Let him cast the first stone.
The people are abashed, and they forget their unity
of purpose in the memory of their own individual sins. Someday, they
think, Ill be like this woman, and Ill hope for forgiveness
and another chance. I should treat her the way I wish to be treated.
As they open their hands and let the stones fall to
the ground, the rabbi picks one of the fallen stones, lifts it high
over the womans head, and throws it straight down with all his
might. It crushes her skull and dashes her brains onto the cobblestones.
Nor am I without sin, he says to the people.
But if we allow only perfect people to enforce the law, the law
will soon be dead, and our city with it.
So the woman died because her community was too rigid
to endure her deviance.
The famous version of this story is noteworthy because
it is so startlingly rare in our experience. Most communities lurch
between decay and rigor mortis, and when they veer too far, they die.
Only one rabbi dared to expect such a perfect balance that we could
preserve the law and still forgive deviation. So, of course, we killed
him.
-- San Angelo, Letters to an Incipient Heretic, trans.
Amai a Tudomundo Para Que Deus Vos Ame Cristao, 103:72:54:2
Hierarchy of Foreignness
- Utlanning, or otherlander
-someone of another city or country
-Swedish word: utlînning [u:tlen:ing] utlînningen
utlînningar (noun)
-English translation: foreigner, alien
-Compounds: utlînningslag -enAliens' Act
- Framling
-"human" but of another world. Someone substantially different
than us
-Swedish word: frîmling [fr'em:ling] frîmlingen
frîmlingar (noun)
-English translation: stranger, foreigner, alien
-Compounds: frîmling(s)|skap -etalien status, alienation
- Raman
-human but of differing species, someone so different
in concept and idea as to be considered other
-Swedish word: ram [ra:m] ramen ramar (noun)
-English translation: frame / (figuratively "limits, bounds")
-Examples: inom mñjligheternas ramwithin the limits of
possibility
-Compounds: ram|avtal -etskeleton (blanket) agreement
- Varelse
-alien, no "conversation" is possible, they might be intelligent,
they may be self aware, but we wouldn't know it.
-Swedish word: varelse [v'a:relse] varelsen varelser (noun)
-English translation: being
-Examples: levande varelseliving creature
Fact: Styrofoam boxes absorb flavor waves - that is why leftovers are
never as good as when you have it in the restaurant - but they don't
emit in the same flavors. Thus, Plancks' Law can be applied flawlessly
to flavor absorption of styrofoam. They emit in sogginess or staleness
and due to the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics (Law of Increasing Disorder)
the universe will end as a stale soggy flavorless mess in the fridge.
The US Standard
railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's
an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used?
Because that's
the way they built them in England, and the US railroads were built
by English expatriates.
Why did the English
people build them like that? Because the first rail lines were built
by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways, and that's the
gauge they used.
Why did "they"
use that gauge then? Because the people who built the tramways used
the same jigs and tools that they used for building wagons, which used
that wheel spacing.
Okay! Why did the
wagons use that odd wheel spacing? Well, if they tried to use any other
spacing the wagons would break on some of the old, long distance roads,
because that's the spacing of the old wheel ruts.
So who built these
old rutted roads? The first long distance roads in Europe were built
by Imperial Rome for the benefit of their legions. The roads have been
used ever since. And the ruts? The initial ruts, which everyone else
had to match for fear of destroying their wagons, were first made by
Roman war chariots. Since the chariots were made for or by Imperial
Rome they were all alike in the matter of wheel spacing.
Thus, we have the
answer to the original questions. The United State standard railroad
gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches derives from the original specification
(Military Spec) for an Imperial Roman army war chariot. MilSpecs and
bureaucracies live forever.
So, the next time
you are handed a specification and wonder what horse's ass came up with
it, you may be exactly right. Because the Imperial Roman chariots were
made to be just wide enough to accommodate the back-ends of two war
horses.
God
lufode middan-eard swa þt he sealde his ancennendan sunu. þt
nän ne forwurðe þe on hine gelyfð. ac hæbbe
þt ece lïf;
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